Young mind is like a piece of white canvas, they follow you everything including words like stupid,ugly,lazy and yes, bitch! included.

Hari ini(bm) or today(english) ou aujord'hui(french), one of the mother of my pre-school-tuition student ask me if I taught them words like lazy,stupid,ugly and bitch. I was stunt for some time because yes, I did.. a bit.but that's because I want to teach them opposite words.

For example,

hardworking-lazy

beautiful-ugly

stupid-clever

and I never teach them the word bitch, I swear!.

So, the mother told me the story what their kindergarten's teacher told her.

The teacher told her that her son told the teacher cynically "Why are you so lazy?asyik main-main je,stupid" after the teacher ask them to play at the class!.

I laughed and tell the mother "kak,obviously cikgu tu pemalas sbb suruh anak akak main je kat kelas.Kat tuisyen diaorg buat belajar betul2. Nak main pun masa saya kasi tengok Sesame Street or Dora the explorer kat youtube.Lagipun..." pause.... "saya memang cakap kalau sape lazy dia tak jadi pandai".

tetiba teringat banyak jugak ilmu yang saya rasa curiously in doubt. For example...

Pernah one time tanya students " teacher is beautiful or ugly?

and of course diaorg akan sebut yang hujung sekali..." teacher is UGLY"

and bila diaorg tahu UGLY=HODOH diaorg gelak n "test" kat kawan-kawan dia pulak .

" ijat is ugly"
"no, tihah is ugly"
"yes" tihah is ugly"

and so on.

But I never encounter the word bitch...

or is it ade one day tu, masa diaorg buat kerja, saya mengisi masa lapang saya dengan menyanyi lagu Lady Gaga-Bad Romance : " Coz I'm a freak BITCH baby..Je veux ton romance, at je veux ta revenge....."


I'm a bad teacher ou Je suis un mauvais professeur...

Hey Bitches, this is for ya!

Rules of BFF (atau dalam bahasa melayunya, peraturan untuk berkawan baik selamanya)

1. Tak pernah pecah rahsia kawan baik walaupun dengan boyfriend atau mak sendiri. Tujuan seseorang beritahu rahsia dia sebab dia percaya yang awak takkan pecah rahsia.
2. Tak talam dua muka.Depan kawan baik puji,depan orang lain,kutuk.
3. Tak curi crush or teman lelaki kawan baik. Big mistake!.(and in this case,lelaki tu cam babi gak!)
4. Selalu bagi idea and nasihat bernas yang membawa kearah kebaikan.Cadangan untuk menghisap dadah supaya boleh buat assignment dengan baik or cadangan mencuri exam paper so blh dpt A,tak dikira baik.
5. Selalu ada semasa kita senang.
6. Selalu ada semasa kita susah.

6 je peraturannya, tapi kenapa kita susah nak jalankan tugas baik sbg seorang bff?

Maybe ada orang akan jawab,"5 kali solat pun orang tak ikut apatah lagi 6 peraturan yang bukan dalil."

Ya, mmg betul.Tapi sebagai seorang dewasa, kalau difikirkan secara waras dan sebagai seorang dewasa, memang tak patut kita tinggalkan yang 5 itu. Sebab secara terangnyer itu adalah kewajipan kita sebagai seorang Islam dan kita semua tahu kebaikan bersolat.(lainlah kalau jahil sangat).

And what about kewajipan sbg seorang bff?. No offence yer bff-ku. but then u did a sucks job on keeping my secrets a secret. One time, you, my bff no.1 tell everyone that ( takpelah, saya maafkan diaorg).

I am so relieved today, my pre-school students ask me for an eraser instead of a pemadam

Training young brains to speak english is easy. But training young brains whose naughty is "easier". but then today, my heart is overwhelmed when my "children" ask me :

"teacher, boleh pinjam ERASER teacher tak?"

leganya hati teacher ...Ijat cakap eraser instead of pemadam.

What is this attitude?

I have huge problems this 2 days. Huge problems and many other opportunities that I barely make mine.

But what I hate the most is because I have this I-don't-care-and-don't-want-to-do-anything-I-just-want-to-play-game-at-facebook-and-watch-funny-kittens-at-youtube attitude!

I'm so not growing up. I'm already 24. I can't have Ashlee-Simpson attitude forever (even Ashlee changed after having baby with Pete Wentz). I'm so psycho rite now.not in a normal state.My house is such a mess. Pizza boxes and cokes are everywhere.Stacks of French books are almost 2 storey high...and I still haven't study a thing.

Man, what I have been doing recently?I'm a zombie. A Pizzavor Zombie.

Ya Allah ya Tuhanku, dugaan apa yang kau nak berikan aku?. Satu-satu datang. Aku tak setabah Nabi Ayob A.S. Aku hanya hambamu yang hina. Namun, aku redha.

I ending this post with tears at my cheek and doa.

Aku ada French Placement Test esok

Skrg patik ialah Puteri Melayu Terakhir.

tapi tunggu hingga midnight nanti aku akan bertukar jadi

Baronness Diyana.

Au Revoir!

Craving mishap

Yesterday I was craving for Cadbury's Choc bar. I searched for 3 grocery stores for it but failed. Lastly, I stopped at a Caltex and found the one. When I opened it, I cried so loud. I hate Caltex!.

My newest project : kids

For my old and new friends who wondering what I'm doing now for my living, I am a full time Real Estate Negotiator. I help sell properties and my expertise are in lands and bungalows. All my listings are compiled in one blog, Hartanah Dyana.

Other than that, I'm running my own blog boutique at Pretty-Tasty. I sell pre-loves many are from my friends who sent their stuffI for me to sell. This coming Aidilfitri, I'll be selling lovely-lovely cotton-material baju kurung. Tunggu yer..


And other than that, I'm a happy tuition teacher for pre-school, primary and secondary. I want to open a tuition centre soon as my numbers of students are getting bigger. Average 10 students entered every month. I think parents (and of course my students) love the tuition because of my different kind of teachings and approaches. Well, tips from both of my parents are effective I guess.

Last 2 days, some of my students and I took pictures of us. We will used it to write essays about the pictures. Check us out!.

my primary students : Iskandar, Azam and Adham

my pre-school students

Ziyad Putra found me boring

I don't think I'm a boring person. People easily in love with me on first meet. Any mother adores me. Any guy found me friendly. But this guy obviously show me his boring face on the first time I hold him.

Tengok la muka dia, bengang tul!.

me with my nephew, Ziyad Putra 5 months old

Dyana on the next best thing by Hulallalana Rancid

" Kama" starring Ejam Wave, Dyana, Remy, Oppie and Im.

" I've moved on"

That's what Dyana said when asked to comment about the death of her first pet , she nicknamed Sayangku.

"What past is still past and like I said "tiada jodoh" between us but the experience living with him is unforgettable. For the first time I miss my beauty sleep just to be with him."said Dyana.

She also realised Sayangku's sudden loss of appetite is as the result of her own destructive diet.

She added, " On that time, I didn't know that my daily diet is a follower to any of my fans or animals. I didn't know that Sayangku was following my diet. For me, different body eats different kind of meal. I'm still energetic even I don't have proper meal for a week but not everybody can stand like I do.

Whatever the reason she gave, she loss 3 Kgs on the first week dieting for her role in Kama .

"Surreen Anjit ( director of Kama) had asked me to loss some weight for the role. The drama is the follow-up of the blockbuster of "Kami".I will play the role of Dizzy/Izzie the split-personality girl. Izzie is a reserved,workaholic girl and responsible to her family while on the otherside of her Dizzy is a bad girl who do anything that spells rebel. The best part is I will be acting with my long lost friends. I miss them. I can't recall when was the last time I met them."

When asked about her love life, she said,

" I've loss my pet that I took care for just 2 days. Any mother will be scared if I married their son. I could be risking the life of their granchildren after just 2 days."giggling.

with fellow acts of Kama while preparing for the first take of the drama.

"Kama" will be aired 9 September 09 on Akasia TV 3.

Hello everybody,my kitten is dead

What a co-incident, Just this morning I boasted about myself caring for a kitten and by evening he dead!.

This will be put in the "Genius Dyana World of Record" under the tittle "The shortest lived pet".2 days.

People. Please don't try to break my record.


I can imagine what the frontpage of The Star gonna be like.

"R.I.P Sayangku-Dyana break the record again"

Damansara- Sayangku, the unnamed kitten of the Freedom Fighter, Diyana Nadiah Tojiman was caught dead on her living room yesterday evening. A reliable source said that Sayangku which Dyana took as a pet for just only 2 days was diagnosed of malnutrition and anorexic. During the last two days of living with the former star of blogspot, he loss appetite and become skinnier. Dyana commented it as " tiada jodoh". Yet many of her friends said that the kitten was following Dyana's footsteps. Dyana is seen less eating and more skeletony than ever. These also prove that human and animal are both different hence leads to many questions about the controversial of Darwin Theory which said that Human is originated from Chimpanzee.

Bye, got some digging job to do.