Why some people think teaching is an easy job, I will never understand.

Why some people think teaching is an easy job, I will never understand.

We work hard and make fools of ourselves so that children will be happy, learn and grow.

Every day is not one of inspiration and the pondering of noble thoughts.

Many days leave us frustrated, drained and unappreciated.

It is a sweet indulgence when I give myself permission to lean into my emotions and even schedule nervous breakdowns.

But in the morning, with the rising of the sun comes new hope, new joy and the will to teach again.

~ Linda Alston

Bersyukur dengan apa yang ada dengan apa yang terjadi dengan apa yang akan berlaku

Pesan banyak kali pun tak lut

Everyday, there are 8 things I always say to my students

1. Communication book to the front before 8 a.m honey.
2. Prepare your books
3. Please listen to your teacher, sayangku.
4. What religion are you? Allah s.wt told you to respect the Ulul Azmi.
5. When you're talking during class, you miss what teacher teaches you.Allah S.W.T hates people who waste time.
6. Are you writing with your mouth?
7. Please behave, don't make your teacher cry.
8. Assalamualaikum don't forget homework and solat.
   

Guess what, it's a routine and tomorrow at 8 a.m I have to repeat the first sentence and finished with the last sentence again at 4 p.m.

But one morning, on the way to school I hit the traffic light ( bukan langgar traffic light tapi lampu merah tapi still jalan, get it?) and it makes me thinking, "from the first day I had my driving licence, they always advise me to not hit the red light but now for the 9th years of my driving still I didn't listen. That concludes :

"What goes around comes around" ( padan muka sapa suruh tak dengaq cakap org jangan langgar lampu merah,sekarang students hang plak tak dengaq kata hang.)

Young mind is like a piece of white canvas, they follow you everything including words like stupid,ugly,lazy and yes, bitch! included.

I am so relieved today, my pre-school students ask me for an eraser instead of a pemadam

Training young brains to speak english is easy. But training young brains whose naughty is "easier". but then today, my heart is overwhelmed when my "children" ask me :

"teacher, boleh pinjam ERASER teacher tak?"

leganya hati teacher ...Ijat cakap eraser instead of pemadam.

What is this attitude?

I have huge problems this 2 days. Huge problems and many other opportunities that I barely make mine.

But what I hate the most is because I have this I-don't-care-and-don't-want-to-do-anything-I-just-want-to-play-game-at-facebook-and-watch-funny-kittens-at-youtube attitude!

I'm so not growing up. I'm already 24. I can't have Ashlee-Simpson attitude forever (even Ashlee changed after having baby with Pete Wentz). I'm so psycho rite now.not in a normal state.My house is such a mess. Pizza boxes and cokes are everywhere.Stacks of French books are almost 2 storey high...and I still haven't study a thing.

Man, what I have been doing recently?I'm a zombie. A Pizzavor Zombie.

Ya Allah ya Tuhanku, dugaan apa yang kau nak berikan aku?. Satu-satu datang. Aku tak setabah Nabi Ayob A.S. Aku hanya hambamu yang hina. Namun, aku redha.

I ending this post with tears at my cheek and doa.

Aku ada French Placement Test esok

Skrg patik ialah Puteri Melayu Terakhir.

tapi tunggu hingga midnight nanti aku akan bertukar jadi

Baronness Diyana.

Au Revoir!

Craving mishap

Yesterday I was craving for Cadbury's Choc bar. I searched for 3 grocery stores for it but failed. Lastly, I stopped at a Caltex and found the one. When I opened it, I cried so loud. I hate Caltex!.

My newest project : kids

For my old and new friends who wondering what I'm doing now for my living, I am a full time Real Estate Negotiator. I help sell properties and my expertise are in lands and bungalows. All my listings are compiled in one blog, Hartanah Dyana.

Other than that, I'm running my own blog boutique at Pretty-Tasty. I sell pre-loves many are from my friends who sent their stuffI for me to sell. This coming Aidilfitri, I'll be selling lovely-lovely cotton-material baju kurung. Tunggu yer..


And other than that, I'm a happy tuition teacher for pre-school, primary and secondary. I want to open a tuition centre soon as my numbers of students are getting bigger. Average 10 students entered every month. I think parents (and of course my students) love the tuition because of my different kind of teachings and approaches. Well, tips from both of my parents are effective I guess.

Last 2 days, some of my students and I took pictures of us. We will used it to write essays about the pictures. Check us out!.

my primary students : Iskandar, Azam and Adham

my pre-school students

Ziyad Putra found me boring

I don't think I'm a boring person. People easily in love with me on first meet. Any mother adores me. Any guy found me friendly. But this guy obviously show me his boring face on the first time I hold him.

Tengok la muka dia, bengang tul!.

me with my nephew, Ziyad Putra 5 months old

Dyana on the next best thing by Hulallalana Rancid

" Kama" starring Ejam Wave, Dyana, Remy, Oppie and Im.

" I've moved on"

That's what Dyana said when asked to comment about the death of her first pet , she nicknamed Sayangku.

"What past is still past and like I said "tiada jodoh" between us but the experience living with him is unforgettable. For the first time I miss my beauty sleep just to be with him."said Dyana.

She also realised Sayangku's sudden loss of appetite is as the result of her own destructive diet.

She added, " On that time, I didn't know that my daily diet is a follower to any of my fans or animals. I didn't know that Sayangku was following my diet. For me, different body eats different kind of meal. I'm still energetic even I don't have proper meal for a week but not everybody can stand like I do.

Whatever the reason she gave, she loss 3 Kgs on the first week dieting for her role in Kama .

"Surreen Anjit ( director of Kama) had asked me to loss some weight for the role. The drama is the follow-up of the blockbuster of "Kami".I will play the role of Dizzy/Izzie the split-personality girl. Izzie is a reserved,workaholic girl and responsible to her family while on the otherside of her Dizzy is a bad girl who do anything that spells rebel. The best part is I will be acting with my long lost friends. I miss them. I can't recall when was the last time I met them."

When asked about her love life, she said,

" I've loss my pet that I took care for just 2 days. Any mother will be scared if I married their son. I could be risking the life of their granchildren after just 2 days."giggling.

with fellow acts of Kama while preparing for the first take of the drama.

"Kama" will be aired 9 September 09 on Akasia TV 3.

Hello everybody,my kitten is dead

What a co-incident, Just this morning I boasted about myself caring for a kitten and by evening he dead!.

This will be put in the "Genius Dyana World of Record" under the tittle "The shortest lived pet".2 days.

People. Please don't try to break my record.


I can imagine what the frontpage of The Star gonna be like.

"R.I.P Sayangku-Dyana break the record again"

Damansara- Sayangku, the unnamed kitten of the Freedom Fighter, Diyana Nadiah Tojiman was caught dead on her living room yesterday evening. A reliable source said that Sayangku which Dyana took as a pet for just only 2 days was diagnosed of malnutrition and anorexic. During the last two days of living with the former star of blogspot, he loss appetite and become skinnier. Dyana commented it as " tiada jodoh". Yet many of her friends said that the kitten was following Dyana's footsteps. Dyana is seen less eating and more skeletony than ever. These also prove that human and animal are both different hence leads to many questions about the controversial of Darwin Theory which said that Human is originated from Chimpanzee.

Bye, got some digging job to do.

Hey everybody,meet Sayangku

As my financial stabilized a bit this past few months I went to have a pet for myself. He/She sleeps like a baby especially after taking bath. At one time for the sake of 8 hours straight.He/She just wake up in the middle of the night to eat and drink.

Perfect timing huh..

Anyone got some suggestion on the kitten's name?
For now I just call Her/Him Sayangku.

hello there

I hope I can buy a new laptop soon or at least a desktop. Trips to cyber cafe everyday makes me sick. I have to wear make-up, iron my clothes and start my engine just to drive to 100m cyber cafe.

I Wish I can go there with just my pajamas.

Busy mendaki tangga kejayaan

Too Many Mindsets, So little brain cells to swallow.

Well, as so typically as everyone knows, Mother-daughter relationship is weird. Especially mine. We always fought for everything because we see the world in two difference eyes but always reconcile back when fashion and gossips come. I love fashion and detest gossipping but with my mum I think it's not a sin at all. One time we were fighting when I tell her I want to work in KL so much yet she really wanted me to work as a lecturer at kedah. But we forget all the tense when a fashion ad appear on the TV we were watching while fighting. The next minute we are BFF talking about where we want to do facials and shopping.

Yesterday, in our car to Parkson,my mum criticised me for being in too many jobs at the same time. I don't call them jobs. I call them my passions / dreams. She said it takes all the times I need to rest and times I need to learn baking cakes. (When did I tell her I want to learn that?).

I ended our "tikam lidah" by saying : "Mummy, kalo mummy datang KL, akak selalu je ada masa nak kuar ngan mummy".

silent..


I know I hurt her feeling.

Mummy, sorry sangat-sangat but Akak cannot run my life like yours

But 15 minutes later,

me : " Mummy, cantiknya baju ni Mi, nampak cam vintage jer!"

mummy :"Macam baju mummy masa muda-muda ja.P la try yang hitam ni nampak elegant"

me : " yang kaler pink ni cantik ar Mi,""akak nak yang ni Mi,akak p try naih" lalu terus menerpa ke fitting room.( tak malu tua-tua mintak mak belanja)

mummy : ( selepas keluar dr fitting room) "amikla, kalo akak pakai cantikla. mummy pakai nampak cam apa lagi.Segan mummy. Orang tengok semacam".

me : "Biaq pi la orang nak tengok kita.Yang penting yakin mi. Mummy amikla yang hitam tu. baru geng."

mummy : " mana ada saizla..nak tak baju ni? lepaih ni nak p cari beg plak kat ataih"

.....

Mummy, you're the best and I love you.

This post is too late for Mother's day isn't it?

1 month and 6 months and going strong

It's been a month I've moved to my new apartment.

Nice comfy place to stay for a single lady. A bachelorette pad for my friends.
2 rooms : a bedroom and a walk-in wardrobe. A kitchen I hardly use. A dining room converted to my little office plus next month A 29" TV will be added to the pad. Hope my works didn't get distrupted by the new addition.

And it's been half year already my life is disturbed by my other half. Though I made a shock decision on moving nearer to him. So near that I can knock his door and borrow his salt. Not that I do any cooking nor having a stove.

I learned a lot within this days of being much more alone. No housemates/roommates. I think what Leighton Meester's said " We grow up much more when we are alone" are kind of true. I mean, my housemate used to cook for me whether Nasi Goreng or just a Maggi. Now I need to find food for myself or I get starved.

Something like that...you know.



I am now more grown up..thought a bit mellow than before. I'm a homebody now. If I get bored, I just go upstairs and watch TV and use internet at my Other Half's house.

Going strong, ahead of my life I want to resolute smaller ambition. One by one till it grow bigger. I used to dream big and start big. It takes a lot of energy, times and sometimes I didn't win.
Today onwards I want to start resolute my dream with persistent, hard work from small to the biggest I can be.

I want to start with cooking.
Buy stoves and cookbooks and steal some recipes from my mum.
Then buy an oven and learn to bake cuppacakes maybe any chances from Ixa?
Who knows after these little steps I'll be Malaysia's Martha Stewart someday.

Then learn how to expand my business...

and learn theories how to be great in bed... Cosmopolitan gives me free advices. The Practical after marriage though. hee...

and learn how to do a closing of a post coz I don't know how to stop writing now.

Double Storey House to let at Greenwood

Hai everyone,

Have I told you guys about Auntie jamaliah and Uncle Kamal? There are some of my good friends I met in KL. They recently want to rent their house at Lorong Changkat Bahagia, Greenwood.

Here are the details:

Double storey house in " Tanah Lot"
4 bedrooms 2 bathrooms.
Balcony infront and at the back of the house.

Land space big enough to put 3 cars and picnicking.

Very quiet and peaceful

Near surau,pre-school, primary and secondary school.
Just a distance walk to 7 eleven, Laundy shop, many kind of restaurants to choose.
Pasar Pagi every saturday, Pasar malam every thursday.

RM 950 per mth
contact me at 019 363 5435 Dyana

Owh, check out this website. I'll boast to you when I reach there.

Dusun Ali King for Paintball

I am a never-tell-secrets-to-my-mum kind of person

Not that I have a problem with my mum..

It's just my secrets are something that gonna take a heart away from a mum's body.
and I don't want that to happen...

Usually I tell my brother, Asy for everything that I have done. He's still young.His heart still strong.

Nak dijadikan cerita lagi best, My parents come to visit me tonight. They gonna drive all along from Kedah. Macam tau-tau pulak aku ada masalah.

SO,maybe (insyallah) I'm gonna tell them tonight..at dinner.

Macamana nak cakap aek?


Lalu simpang-siur baru straight to the point?

"Mummy dulu after kawin mummy p Aussie ngan Daddy kan?akak nak buat mcmtu gak ok tak?"

Bagi hint dulu?

"Mummy, akak teringin la nak keja kat Vietnam (cth)"

Or just Straight to the point?

" Mummy,cek nak kawin boleh?"
"Mummy,cek nak migrate boleh?"
"Mummy...."


Buntu..buntu...

It's OK if you don't understands. It's just a thought writing for myself.

There's so much in my head right now

I'm hungry...it's 12 p.m already

I haven't finished my "Ms. Dyana's English Class Project" draft and lesson plan

Still searching for a kampung house for Mr Khairul

Still stuck to find a Valuer for Kak Ti's house

Haven't view the house for Mr. Azhar

Didn't start to find a buyer for Mr Melvin's Bandar Bukit Puchong 2 house

I think I'm stuck because of this one matter. I don't know if I'm happy or not. (Jap nak pikir)...ok, I'm happy yet scared. I'm happy because I think I'm gonna emerge in a new phase of a woman. I'm happy because I got a reliable and caring companion to be with me towards this new journey.I'm happy because this matter gonna teach me to be more mature and loving and more responsible in life.

I got to start eating healthily, be in a good mood, Sembahyang 5 tak lepas,read al-Quran every night...Gee that sounds just so not like me. But I think I'm gonna love it.

I'm scared cause I think the matter is illegal ( but what the heck I done it). I'm scared cause I don't even have a clue how to do it. I'm scared because I even can't take care of myself netherless of others. I'm scared that I know I'm gonna always short with cash.


OMG! I think I have a mood swing now!